MAGICAL GIRL HUNTER



An Improfanfic created by Aaron Shattuck.



Episode 17 : Death From Below



Written by Ash



Edited by  Face and Nied.


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Several floors below the chamber where professional Magical Girl Hunter 
Koi  Kurasaka was being 
held captive,  in a rather sedate reading room which had walls lined 
with bookcases full of ancient, crumbling tomes,  two figures stood 
around a third, who was seated. 

The first of the two standing wore something that looked like the 
uniform that might be worn by a majorette, but with cute, yet somewhat 
mature pastel colouring, pointed at the other, who wore a
Cute, yet somehow mature, and rather magical  nurse's uniform, and said; 
"Do you have anything to report?"

The nurse shook her head,  and replied with a look that was a mixture of  
pity, revulsion, fear, and utter shock.  "She rages against our healing, 
I fear for her sanity, sister." before looking down at the floor.

Seated in the chair, trussed up in a rather cute pink straightjacket, 
her left eye twitching, Sailor H raged with fires of anger that 
threatened to burn her away to nothingness.

The majorette frowned. "I'm afraid her sanity went long ago. I've seen 
her records. Whoever chose the companions for her group ought to be 
subjected to Kawaii-ken training,  and then be forced to watch Barney 
and Teletubbies for three months straight."

"Not that.  I've long suspected Barney of being the creation of those 
from outside, or a creature of darkness." replied the nurse, who carried 
about her a look that jumped out at you, then throttled you about the 
neck, all the while screaming 'OL!' non-stop until it was cuffed, or you 
went insane. Maybe both.

"Tosh. How could something so cute be so evil?" replied the majorette.

The nurse shuddered. "You haven't seen the Necronomicute, or what it can 
do."

Struggling vainly at the bonds of her pink straightjacket, a sudden 
realisation came to H. (wait,) she thought. (I can use this to my... 
advantage.)  A wickedly sensual smile filled her lush lips as she began
to tap into her power.

A chill filled the room as the majorette managed to sense what H was 
trying to do. Motioning to the nurse, they began to weave a 
counteracting spell to stop her.

They were brutally cut short by an explosion that didn't leave much of 
her to hit the nearby wall, that suddenly wasn't there anymore.

In that split second, the two magical women were atomised, and a man 
dressed in black, possibly leather, slammed into the room and hit the 
wall, thus causing it to form a massive impact crater, and leave this 
plane of existence, to be replaced by so much rubble. 

Strangely enough, the man was unharmed.

Before her eyes could bulge to the point of nearly popping out of her 
head, H managed to blink. Her tension quickly dissolved into a strange 
calm as she watched him rise and dust himself off.

It was when she noticed his height, that her eyes bugged out.

Although otherwise of normal proportions, he was somewhere between three 
and four feet tall.
Looking in the direction, he scowled, and began to make his way out of 
there.

This did not sit well with H. sliding down in the chair, she attempted 
her best attempt to look sexy, and then said with a sigh, "Well, big 
boy, aren't you going to untie me?" as she made the straightjacket 
appear as if it were melting onto her full-figured body.

Turning towards her, he scowled, walked over to where she sat, and 
picked her up, carrying her over his right shoulder. Once he had her 
situated to his liking, he walked out of the room.


***&&T&

In a small cell,  somewhere beneath the mansion of the Magical Women, 
Aika, also known as Pretty Deadly, paced around the meager floor space 
of the chamber. Across from her, laying down on a cot that was chained 
to the mouldy stone wall, Itami stared at the ceiling.

"If I don't get to shoot something soon, I'm gonna go insane!" snarled 
Aika, clutching madly at the air. 

"..." said Itami.

"I really mean it, I'm gonna scream if I don't see some action shortly."

"..."

TAPTAPTAP...TAP

Aika paused, as if she knew what the tapping was saying. Almost 
immediately, she was over to the wall with one ear against it.

"It's Morse Code! Now, what's it saying? M-O-V-E-move! A-W-A-Y-move 
away! F-R-O-M-move away from, yes, T-H-E - move away from 
the-W-A-L-L-eeep!" realisation hit her like a bullet from out of the 
blue, and she scrambled madly away from the wall, just as it blew open.

Itami sat up and said, "Why helloooooooooooooooooo Sailor!"

Crawling up from the floor, Aika glared at Itami, before turning around 
and seeing Sailor H draped over the shoulder of a very short man dressed 
in some sort of black material. "Why H, I didn't know you had it in 
you." she said with a wry smile. 

"Hey, I only asked him to untie me." said H from behind the man.

Itami rose from the bunk, a stream of drool dangling from his lower lip. 
He came to a dead stop when the little man raised the shotgun in his 
hand at him.

"These are friends of mine." said H, trying to calm the man down. "Don't 
hurt them."

Without warning, the man tossed H at Itami, and turned to confront a 
group of what appeared to be SD shocktroopers in very cute armour.

The shocktroopers filed in, and one of them threw a punch at the man in 
black, who caught it, and was now wearing a very dark suit of black 
armour, with bronze banded fingers. 


^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^

I contemplated what Ramsbottom had to offer.

Either kill my new roommate, or be left to the mercies of the magical 
women, which would probably be a bad way to go. 

And then something occurred to me.

"Hey, you folks have got the wrong guy!"

That got them to run in. They had looks of shock, and Ramsbottom looked 
as if I had insulted his mother. 

"Now what do you mean that we have the wrong man, Mister Kurasaka?" said 
Ramsottom.

"It's my name. All of a sudden, I just realised that it's Koi. Now you 
want some guy who's named Yoi. Go ahead, take a look at my driver's 
license, it'll prove that I'm not lying." I said, pulling out the card 
from my wallet.

"Zounds! He is right. We do have the wrong man. I suspect that we'll 
have to kill him anyway."

I had a feeling that this might happen, and had prepared for this 
earlier. Moving my wrist in just the right way,  the special package I 
had hidden up my sleeve slid out on the rail it was attached to. "So be 
it, then. I'll see you all in hell!"

(**^*&%*&%*&

Just what is going on here? Who's the mysterious cyborg that saved 
Sailor H? How is it that the main character  has had the wrong name? 
Beats me.


This part was edited by Face and Nied. Say something guys.

Face: zzZZZzzz * o_O * gah! what? I didn't do it!... oh... yeah, keep 
goin.. unnnless you're already done
which in that case... goodnight.. zzzzzzz

Nied:  CANNONS to the left of me!  CANNONS to the right of me!  Scantily 
clad Japanese magical school girls in front of me!  Die, bitch.  Feel 
the wrath of my monster truck tires as they squash you like a melted 
Twizzler.  Now, where did I put my MLA handbook?

